DanielK Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I agree. If I've had grilled octopus 10 times in the past 6 months, probably 1-2 have been cooked with skill. It's an easy dish to mess up, both in terms of texture and char, but when it's done well, it's fantastic. Had a great grilled octopus at Kellari Taverna during RW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merry Mary Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Loads of octopus are being charred...yet I've never personally had a great octopus dish anywhere. A friend of mine was recently on a quest for baby octopus, must be the tiny ones. Masa 14 is the place for those. We found that often what is listed as baby octopus on a menu is just not baby. Cava is an example,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami Danny Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I'm curious about trite pickle juice-how is it being used? Cocktails? Thanks. (I love pickle juice for everything from soups to tuna fish myself) Pickle juice as in Irish Whiskey with a pickle juice back here and here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodeats Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Lately, I feel like it's crèpes. All of a sudden, there are as many crèperies popping up as frozen yogurt places, the latest drive-by being Crèpe Amour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmsayce Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Loads of octopus are being charred...yet I've never personally had a great octopus dish anywhere. Octopus Santorini at Zatinya is a favorite of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Fish guy at Eastern Market had a pile of baby octopus for sale a couple weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sthitch Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 While I am not the first to mention it (Crackers brought it up back in '05), but I have to renominate pork belly for this list. It has been a long while since I have had a version that didn't leave me feeling that the belly would have been better off as bacon (something that I will never consider trite). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPop Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Is it time for those overly large, strangely flavored iced cupcakes (and the people who keep opening cupcake bakeries) to join this exclusive club? I said this last summer and was met with great resistance in the Cupcake thread. I will never understand the fascination with paying $4 for a dry little piece of cake, but what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I said this last summer and was met with great resistance in the Cupcake thread. I will never understand the fascination with paying $4 for a dry little piece of cake, but what do I know? Well, if you think about it, people have been paying $2.50 for a dry little piece of cake (i.e., a "muffin") for about 20 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPop Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Well, if you think about it, people have been paying $2.50 for a dry little piece of cake (i.e., a "muffin") for about 20 years now. Have they? This is unbeknownst to me, as the majority of the cupcakes I have eaten over the years have been homemade. Anything more than $2 for a cupcake, bagel, croissant, etc is a ripoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavortown Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I have to renominate pork belly for this list. It has been a long while since I have had a version that didn’t leave me feeling that the belly would have been better off as bacon Go try the pork belly at Againn, it might just be enough to change your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcupine Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Go try the pork belly at Againn, it might just be enough to change your mind. Really? When I got it a few weeks ago it was so dry I wondered if it wasn't pork loin. Hope that was an off night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizza man Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I hate this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMango Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I hate this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I hate this thread.. That's because you're about to open a trite, pretense-laden, AOC-pizza-wannabe shit hole, and charge us $15 (in small typeface, with no decimal point) for something we can get a mile away at Pie-tanza <--- (I'm going to hell for this) for $12.95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotteeM Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I started with a "salad" of Belgian endive, spiced pecans, and a soft cheese, with slices of pear on the bottom. I'm not sure where the chef was going with this presentation, but it was neither attractive nor easy to eat. It was a plate of separate elements that wanted to go together but just didn't. A dressing might have helped a little but there was none. GOD. These salads are never integrated, and (despite being "classic") are almost always boring - I'm not sure I've ever finished one. Let me guess: It was goat cheese (mercifully, I would add, since some chefs make it with blue (the combination (as an appetizer) being about as appealing as chocolate-covered bacon)), and there was some frisée added as well. Maybe this one was a "modern take" because they didn't use walnuts? Did they at least come around with a pepper mill? I missed this when you posted it, Don, but there was no frisee and no pepper. The endive leaves were piled like logs (not neatly stacked) and just not pretty. Nor tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizza man Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 That's because you're about to open a trite, pretense-laden, AOC-pizza-wannabe shit hole, and charge us $15 (in small typeface, with no decimal point) for something we can get a mile away at Pie-tanza <--- (I'm going to hell for this) for $12.95. I'm liking this thread a little more now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWBooneJr Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Note to would-be restauranteurs: please open a salad place or gourmet burger shop in Zoso Flats so that we can have every food trend from the past decade housed under one roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami Danny Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Note to would-be restauranteurs: please open a salad place or gourmet burger shop in Zoso Flats so that we can have every food trend from the past decade housed under one roof. Any place to get flatbread yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWBooneJr Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Any place to get flatbread yet? You mean like American Flatbread and it's locally sourced, organically grown, humanely slaughtered, and generally well-coddled ingredients? (Which will, of course, need to start serving Belgian beer to fulfill my dream.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutMilk Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Oh, and a general question to anyone. What is the reasoning behind the smearing and dolloping of various components at many of the "nicer" restaurants? I know its been done forever but I still don't get it. The accompanying stuff is either really great and you wish there was more or really gross and you wonder why its even there. I appreciate the effort that goes into creating so many components but I'm just puzzled by that style of cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Oh, and a general question to anyone. What is the reasoning behind the smearing and dolloping of various components at many of the "nicer" restaurants? I know its been done forever but I still don't get it. The accompanying stuff is either really great and you wish there was more or really gross and you wonder why its even there. I appreciate the effort that goes into creating so many components but I'm just puzzled by that style of cooking. I assume you're talking about The Scraped Sperm Cell et al. Theoretically it's to add flavor to the dish; in practice it's often for color and to complete the "p[a]late" of the plate. Cheers, Rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Oh, and a general question to anyone. What is the reasoning behind the smearing and dolloping of various components at many of the "nicer" restaurants? I know its been done forever but I still don't get it. The accompanying stuff is either really great and you wish there was more or really gross and you wonder why its even there. I appreciate the effort that goes into creating so many components but I'm just puzzled by that style of cooking. Because a starch, a vegetable, and a protein plopped on the plate with a drizzle of sauce has been boring for the last 35 years, and has no intention of stopping now?* While I think that more does not necessarily equal better, there is something to be said for variety as one eats a dish. Nobody wants to take the exact same bite ad nauseum until they're stuffed to the gills, so arranging a plate with the idea of making each bite (or series of them) unique in terms of taste and/or texture is an attractive one to me as a cook and as a diner, especially when it's done well. *Don't get me wrong- a dish served in this manner can taste good, it's just not something that inspires me. Unless it's a concept-specific thing (steak at a steakhouse, cassoulet at a bistro, etc.), I think that we can all do better as cooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poivrot Farci Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 What is the reasoning behind the smearing and dolloping of various components at many of the "nicer" restaurants? Emulating Michel Bras. The imitation may be tired, but M. Bras is certainly not.Working away in this "isolated desert" (his words) somewhere in France's central massif, Michel Bras changed gastronomy. "His influence is massive. What he planted seeds for was a culinary revolution," asserts David Chang whilst Wiley Dufresne admits, "he has been copied by every chef in the world. We've all taken a page out of the Bras book - the smear, the spoon drag, putting food on a plate like it fell off a tree." Luc Dubanchet, Omnivore's founder, goes even further: "he's like the godfather of cuisine...the pope. He built his own cuisine..." To the avante-garde chefs of Spain, he is certainly the most, perhaps the only, revered Frenchman. At just twenty-five, he created a dish - le gargouillou - whose repercussions have been as profound as they have profuse. He, with few others, was the vanguard that paved the way for the New Naturals whose influence grows today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktmoomau Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Oh, and a general question to anyone. What is the reasoning behind the smearing and dolloping of various components at many of the "nicer" restaurants? I know its been done forever but I still don't get it. The accompanying stuff is either really great and you wish there was more or really gross and you wonder why its even there. I appreciate the effort that goes into creating so many components but I'm just puzzled by that style of cooking. The one nice thing about this is that if you don't like the taste with one small component you can leave that out. At Farrah Olivia when it was open they used this method A LOT. I liked a lot of the dishes with some of the little dollops, some of the piles of spices, but not all the dollops and in some combination. But if it was a whole plate full of one combination there was a very good chance it could be one I wouldn't have liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Pressley Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 The accompanying stuff is either really great and you wish there was more or really gross and you wonder why its even there. Nothing personal here, coconutmilk, but for anybody to think that their dislike or like of a certain food item deems it "gross" or "great" to the rest of the world is truly ridiculous. If something is not to your taste, then just say you didn't care for it or that it wasn't to your taste. (Sorry to even comment here but I can't hold my tongue... this is a bit of a sensitive subject for me right now. I'm teaching my 4 1/2 year old proper table manners and that pronouncing something as "gross" is rude to the people that worked hard to make it. If she doesn't like a part of a dish, she can push it aside and simply say that doesn't care for it. Tastes are subjective and it's OK to dislike something...just don't make your opinion come across as if you think your palate is better than anyone elses.) ETA: Yes, there are dishes that suck out there. Pronounce them gross. OK. And yes, I'm a bit tainted here...I'm speaking as a restaurant manager who has visited many, many tables throughout my career where a guest sends back a dish proclaiming that it "sucked" or was "gross". Just about 99% of the time, it tasted exactly the way it should. The guest just didn't care for it. Just be polite and use your manners when you don't like a dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Newly trite - the flaming orange zest cocktail garnish Rapidly closing in on trite - the frisee/poached egg/bacon salad (aka Salad Lyonnaise) * *That said, it's a dish I quite enjoy, including last night's version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcupine Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Rapidly closing in on trite - the frisee/poached egg/bacon salad (aka Salad Lyonnaise) * *That said, it's a dish I quite enjoy, including last night's version. Trite or not, it's a dish I really enjoy, so please... where did you dine last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leleboo Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Rapidly closing in on trite - the frisee/poached egg/bacon salad (aka Salad Lyonnaise) * *That said, it's a dish I quite enjoy, including last night's version. Trite or not, it's a dish I really enjoy, so please... where did you dine last night? Ditto -- was about to ask the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Trite or not, it's a dish I really enjoy, so please... where did you dine last night? Ditto -- was about to ask the same thing! 8407kb - Pedro Matamoros' new place next to the SS metro stop. His version also included grilled asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Newly trite - the flaming orange zest cocktail garnish Lighter's and orange peel... bah! That like El Yucateco Kutbil Ik poured on tacos by the tablespoonful! I mean.... its so..... so.... March!!! Blow-torched or nothing! I am looking for a used US Army surplus flame thrower for Scott's next brithday. Rapidly closing in on trite - the frisee/poached egg/bacon salad (aka Salad Lyonnaise) This is where I have probelms with the word "trite"... this is a traditional dish that has stood the test of time. How can it be trite? Maybe fertilized quail egg with seahorse bacon on micro frisee can be trite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 This is where I have probelms with the word "trite"... this is a traditional dish that has stood the test of time. How can it be trite? Maybe fertilized quail egg with seahorse bacon on micro frisee can be trite.... I'm withholding official designation for when it makes its appearance on McD's dollar menu. Right back at you - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I'm withholding official designation for when it makes its appearance on McD's dollar menu. I heard they are introducing a McRossini, which is the muffin from an egg mcMuffin, specially produced spam made with .001% foie gras, filet of road kill and special sauce standing in for the bordelaise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 brian, on 19 August 2008 - 06:05 PM, said:Countdown to trite: the (nature/f&b noun) and (nature/f&b noun) restaurant/cafe name, with Alexandria's Grape + Bean soon getting joined by Tap and Vine in Arlington and Birch & Barley in Logan Circle, all joining SF's Bourbon & Branch and NYC's Sundaes and Cones, Fig & Olive, and Grape and Grain. brian, on 23 December 2008 - 04:18 PM, said: adding bread & brew brian, on 14 July 2009 - 07:00 PM, said: adding Cork & Fork adding Virtue Feed & Grain, and not forgetting Farmers & Fishers in Georgetown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leleboo Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Wonkette.com's headline writers appear to agree that certain trends have become trite:Another Small Plates Restaurant Opens In DC - Will Soon Have Its Own Food Truck That Also Serves Locally Grown Cupcakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMango Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 From today's Fark.com: Six food trends we're all sick of, including cupcakes, sliders, and bacon everything. Not listed: "heirloom" anything +5 to my status modifier (no, not d&d) (but a permanent joke) (i've always had embedded into my "status") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillvalley Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Bacon anything will never be trite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 The use of kimchi as a topping or condiment on things like tacos and hot dogs...rapidly slid(er)ing from trendy to trite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodeats Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Not quite food, but the essence of food infused in vodka (see Salmon vodka and Bacon vodka). Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy510 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Flavored mayos, specifically sriracha mayo. To be fair, though, what's more overdone than sriracha mayo are people thinking that they're incredibly special for having sriracha mayo as an topping or condiment. (and no, this isn't a swipe at anybody in particular) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Blume Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Flavored mayos, specifically sriracha mayo. Really? Anchovy or garlicky mayonnaise are classic and I've long appreciated other types of pulverized stuff added to mayonnaise as a spread on sandwiches. I still maintain that soup-as-moat around edible islands has gotten a little too precious. However, there seems to be a movement to restore the role of soup as a liquid contents of bowl. In this weather, that bowl becomes a swimming pool into which one's spoon dives to cool the body down. Replacing inflatable, floating tubular devices, centralized dabs of savory gelato are quickly surfacing as trite food. Examples: Dijon mustard gelato, Black Pepper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcupine Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Has truffled macaroni and cheese been mentioned yet? Is there such thing as a good one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdt Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Has truffled macaroni and cheese been mentioned yet? Is there such thing as a good one? Hasn't truffle oil been mentioned already? If not, it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leleboo Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hasn't truffle oil been mentioned already? If not, it should be. 2005 and 2007 got ya covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Food trucks will never be trite (*); waiting in line for food trucks (or cupcakes) is trite - it was trite seven years ago. (*) As annoying as a dentist drill, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Food trucks will never be trite (*); waiting in line for food trucks (or cupcakes) is trite - it was trite seven years ago. (*) As annoying as a dentist drill, yes. The food pornification of food trucks has become trite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodeats Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I feel like adding New Orleans cooking onto this list. No offense to Bayou Bakery, but now there's Bayou and a new place called Hot n Juicy Crawfish that just opened. Oh, and sort of acquainted is Mokomandy, which puts a Korean spin on Cajun cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sthitch Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 a new place called Hot n Juicy Crawfish I would say the worse crime committed is including an ingredient in the name of your restaurant and then barely including it on your menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilaine Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I would say the worse crime committed is including an ingredient in the name of your restaurant and then barely including it on your menu. As a transplanted Louisiana gal let me interpret that menu for you. They serve boiled crawfish and sides. And beer. Having never been there I can't tell you whether it's good or not, but a lot of very good places in Louisiana serve boiled crawfish and sides. And beer. Not crawfish etouffee, not crawfish bisque, not crawfish pie, not crawfish monica, not crawfish balls. Just boiled crawfish and sides. And beer. Looks authentic to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilaine Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I feel like adding New Orleans cooking onto this list. No offense to Bayou Bakery, but now there's Bayou and a new place called Hot n Juicy Crawfish that just opened. Oh, and sort of acquainted is Mokomandy, which puts a Korean spin on Cajun cooking. Cajun cooking is not New Orleans cooking. Nor is Bayou cooking. Nor is boiled crawfish. You could call it Cajun, you could call it South Louisiana, but you'd never call it New Orleans style, which is Creole. Think Galatoire's. Or maybe you've never been to Galatoire's? You should . . . . There are, of course, a lot of South Louisiana style chefs and restaurants in New Orleans. People from out of town don't know the difference, people from New Orleans like both styles, and are used to tourists, and it all tastes good, anyhow. There is a lot of cross-over but that doesn't change the fact, any more than selling dim sum at a Szechuan restaurant makes dim sum a Szechuan dish. But dawlin', cher, if the day ever comes that there are a multitude of local restaurants selling fine Louisiana style cuisine, or even good Louisiana style cuisine, it will never be trite. Excellence is never trite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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