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What's in the Office Holiday Gift Basket?


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Being a non-profit, we have a number of vendors and donors who send us holiday gift baskets...usually some sort of food item...sometimes it's yummy sometimes it's crap...so what tasty (or tasteless) treats has your office received.

I'll kick it off...

One generous donor sent us a Cowgirl Creamery Gift Basket...and I'm not talking 1oz samples but 1 pound chunks! Should go down well at the office luncheon on Thursday!

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We've only received one so far, but I can recount the worst from last year. It was a sure way to not inspire us to want to do business with them (aside from the terrible job they did). It was a fruit basket with bananas, apples, pears, oranges, and shelled walnuts. I remember a lot of these sorts of things from when my dad was in the hospital, and you open it and all the fruit smells like bananas and plastic wrap. BLECH. Plus no nutcracker to crack open the nuts? But what was the worst that the basket also contained grapes. GRAPES! Not wrapped separately. Not kept cool. It's a recipe for GI disturbance! It may have been an attempt at being healthy, but ended up being wasteful.

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Back at my last desk job (at a trade assn), one of our board members sent us a 5lb box of Enstrom's toffee every year. And our office only had about 12 employees! It was a bacchanal of top-notch candy. I still miss getting that toffee every year, and I quit that job in 2002 to go to c-school...

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My sister, who works for Procter & Gamble, gets a holiday basket... comprised of P&G food and products... each year. Usually I'm in Cincinnati to raid the goodie basket, but, alas, I spent Thanksgiving in DC. In addition to a ham she got:

*Silver Ice Bucket w/serving tongs and tong holder

*Pantene Shampoo & Conditioner

*Gillette Deodorant

*Chocolate Almond candy

*ThermaCare Heat Wraps

*Iams Cat Food,

*Puffs Plus Lotion w/Vicks

*Pringles Smart Flavor Sweet Mesquite Barbecue

*Pringles Select Parmesan Garlic Crisps

*Gourmet Thumbprint Cookie Mix

*Cinnamon Pear Cheese Ball Mix

*Dunkin Donut Original Blend Coffee

*Febreze Odor Eliminating Candle

*Secret Deodorant

*Olay Body Wash

*Old Spice Hair & Body Wash

*Duracell Battery

*Gillette Champions Calendar

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Are you sure P&G isn't product testing a "hot Xmas date kit" for ladies?

*Pantene Shampoo & Conditioner

*Gillette Deodorant

...for getting gussied up

*Iams Cat Food,

...cause Mr. Whiskers is gonna be spending the night in the spare room

*Silver Ice Bucket w/serving tongs and tong holder

*Chocolate Almond candy

*Pringles Smart Flavor Sweet Mesquite Barbecue

*Pringles Select Parmesan Garlic Crisps

*Gourmet Thumbprint Cookie Mix

*Cinnamon Pear Cheese Ball Mix

...nibbles

<insert Barry White music here>

Many adult hours later...

*Dunkin Donut Original Blend Coffee

*Febreze Odor Eliminating Candle

*Secret Deodorant

*Olay Body Wash

*Old Spice Hair & Body Wash

The next day...

*ThermaCare Heat Wraps

...oops, shoulda limbered up before attempting the "kirtibandha" position

*Puffs Plus Lotion w/Vicks

...*sniff*, that bastard didn't call back

*Duracell Battery

*Gillette Champions Calendar

...who needs men?

:(

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Last year my aunt's boss received a caviar sample-6 different types of the good stuff. He can't stand caviar so we devoured it during Hannukah. The best was watching my then 90 year old grandmother taste oesetra and beluga for the first time. She couldn't understand why she had waited so long.

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